once you go Wayne , everybody else is whack

I hope you can forgive me for that time, when I put my hand between your legs,
and said it was small, cuz its really not at all.
I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down,
just to keep you around 
cuz the day you realize how amazing you are
you're gonna leave me.

you're the only one who,
holds my hair back when I'm drunk and get sick
you're the only one who
knows exactly what I mean,
you're the only one who,
drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams ..